Yesterday i was giving a friend a ride in our giant van, which by the way is the least convenient/fun way to get around town.
as i was about to turn right through an intersection i saw a guy on his bike in the crosswalk. i stopped with plenty of time, but we were both a lil shaken by the possibility of smush. he looked me right in the eye and hissed "you f**king b**ch!" (censor in case my mom or sisters read this)
right afterwards i turned the radio on and this piece was playing-
the most epic 'just almost smushed a dude on his bike' piece ever written.
anyway i found this video, which pretty much sums up the feeling of the experience